lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

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larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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